Oh my God. Oh my Goddy God. Now here this, now here this. No doubts, no arguments, no ambiguity; I have officially and categorically lost weight!! I am now 18 stone 4 pounds (actually 18 stone 3.8 pounds, but I'll keep the 0.2 as credit for next Tuesday!); which represents a weight loss of 3 pounds. Amazingly, the Wii Fit scales (which henceforth will be known as the RANDOM NUMBER GENERATOR) say I have lost four pounds (does it have a personality? so if you catch it in a bad mood it thinks 'he's lost a pound, and he looks so full of hope..........so I'll tell him he's put on two........MWA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAA!).
It's been a good week, but at the same time I don't feel like I have really been sacrificing. One session on the Wii Fit. I did try a second session, but my heart went a bit barmy after half an hour; my body's subtle way of telling me I'm overdoing it (don't worry, it was fine after a few minutes). No fast food, but I honestly have never had the urge to splurge and had to battle against it; I just don't go there. Something has changed in me on that subject, and long may it remain so I say.
Incidentally, I think it may be time to divulge my reward for the 1 stone lost landmark (17 stone 9 pounds). For some time now, I have been popping into Debenhams and having a snifter of either 'The One' or 'The One Gentleman' aftershaves by D&G. I admit I have never been one for smellies, but that stuff is great!! The adverts show Matthew Maconagheaaydyhy (whatever his blumming name is) bare chested. I think that may well be too far for me just yet, but for now I can at least smell like him even if I can't look like him! Up until now I have been denying myself as it is needless expense, but one of each is my reward. If only bloggers could post smells (smogs?) I would give you a whiff.
Roll on next Tuesday!
2 comments:
Cheered me up no end to read this. Well done!!!! And I think you should copyright "smog" - it's a fab term, and surely the technology will catch up one day (actually, I rather hope it doesn't - nothing against the D&G fragrances, but can you imagine skype with smell - wouldn't get away with being dressed and made-up, would actually have to shower as well!).
V. proud of you, my not-quite-as-large friend!
A x.
@Wee_Ali
Thanks my dearest. I think I might be a good boy for the next week and a half and then feel justified in having something nice and unhealthy when you pop up weekend after next. Might even nip into Debenhams and I can give you a whiff in person! (I really hope noone takes that out of context.....) xx
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